pick me up!

2009-07-25T00:11:00.001+08:00

HEH HEH
Missed us yeah?
HAHA okie, anyway this is dedicated to SHU-ANT COUPLE DIRECTOR (LOL)

Adapted from her "Running Tap" which was so freaking awesome!

Please save me because I am drowning in the beauty of your eyes!

heehee! :DD

2009-07-04T22:25:00.002+08:00

Siren

I became a criminal when I fell in love.
Before that I was a waitress.

I didn't want to go to Chicago with you.
I wanted to marry you, I wanted
Your wife to suffer.

I wanted her life to be like a play
In which all the parts are sad parts.

Does a good person
Think this way? I deserve

Credit for my courage--

I sat in the dark on your front porch.
Everything was clear to me:
If your wife wouldn't let you go
That proved she didn't love you.
If she loved you
Wouldn't she want you to be happy?

I think now
If I felt less I would be
A better person. I was
A good waitress.
I could carry eight drinks.

I used to tell you my dreams.
Last night I saw a woman sitting in a dark bus-
-
In the dream, she's weeping, the bus she's on
Is moving away. With one hand
She's waving; the other strokesAn egg carton full of babies.

The dream doesn't rescue the maiden.

Louise Gluck

credits: Christine Koh
:D

2009-06-26T22:42:00.003+08:00

So, as promised!

Chemistry pick-up lines (non-sick) !

1) Can I have your atomic number?

2) You make me sublime!

3) Will you balance my equation?

4) Will you be my oppositely charged ion?

5) Boy: You are like caesium!
Girl: Why?
Boy: You make me explode on the inside!

6) You must be helium! My heart is flying up, up and away with you.

7) You must be hydrogen! You ignite my burning passion!

8) Please be my Potassium and I’ll be your Chlorine! Then we can be covalently-bonded!

-cue heartfelt emotion written all over your faces-
(since it already sounds so nerdy, inject more love~~~ for best effect!)

heehee.

recommended for: Chemistry TEACHERS (-cough- shu! -cough-), chemistry-lovers, high school geeks/nerds, chemists etc.

credits team! :D

next post will probably be on chemistry-sick(meaning its suggestive and wrong)

2009-06-25T18:17:00.004+08:00

okie, so this is a drama one!(:

YOU HEIGHTEN MY ENERGY LEVEL!

(no pun intended)

history: it was invented one day during drama lesson, in the presence of awong!
I shall happily be credited! :D

best recommeneded for: wild, cool and fun-loving

the next post will be only-CHEMISTRY pick-up lines!

-winks at shu-

On Purpose

2009-06-24T21:21:00.000+08:00

trees changed
by the winter
stand wavering;
thin silhouettes
stark

against cellophane sky.

sunlight no longer streams
through branches, but easily
rains down, carving
string-thick shadows

arching
over white roads.

the trees were full
months ago, rustling
softly like paper flutes
with every nudge from the wind;

now you tell me
that black ice is coming,

and as the trees shift
into slumber, we should brave
the wet gravel as it slides
from beneath our feet.

things changed
this winter, words
settling onto skin

just as warm breath clings
like chalk
onto frozen glass.

let me just tell you
that I

fell
for you, so quietly
that

there was no
thunderous crack
as icebergs broke apart;

nor epiphanies
and earthquakes; no
bursting concrete.

but my heartbeat
was a leaf, light
and translucent,
falling in the sun

the way all other leaves
fall -
careless;

for the dirt, for
the snow,

and only then
for you.

Author: Gregory Alva Ng Yong He

(This is not plagiarised so I am not liable to any suing business!)

P.S. You can't use this one because we do not have permission from the author.

Please come back soon, we're working hard on a whole long list of pick-up lines!